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EXECUTION

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 200
5 color screen print
19" by 25"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

A McDonald's subvert using Eddie Adams' Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph captioned 'General Nguyen Ngoc Loan executing a Viet Cong prisoner in Saigon'.




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POW

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 200
4 color screen print
19" by 25"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

A McDonald's subvert using Slava Veder's Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph captioned 'Burst of Joy'.




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Wormhole Research

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 100
1 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

Stephen Hawking chillin at a strip club and looking for wormholes...
***as seen in Juxtapoz!




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Join The Club

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 100
2 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

Inspired in part by current events and the last scene in Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket as the soldiers march into the night singing the Mickey Mouse Club theme song.




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World Police

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 100
4 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

It is a modern day Captain America. To some, he embodies freedom and is protector of the American way of life. And to others, he is seen as a self-serving bully imposing his values on others by force.
Protect? Or self-serve? It all depends on what side of the barricade you stand.
***as seen in Juxtapoz!




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Kill Em All

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 100
3 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

Bush's idea of foreign policy.




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Peace Of Shit

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 100
3 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight (black paper)
Hand numbered and signed

Self explanatory




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Nookular (Green)

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 50
2 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

It's pronounced noo-klee-er. Didn't this guy graduate from Yale?




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Nookular (Red)

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 50
2 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

It's pronounced noo-klee-er. Didn't this guy graduate from Yale?




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Bagged One In Baghdad

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 100
3 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

Plan an Iraqi Safari. Brag to your buddies. Don't delay. Enlist today!




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The Castration of John Mark Karr

Screen Print

$50

Limited Edition of 50
4 color screen print
24" by 36"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

John Mark Karr vs hedge trimmers.




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Pin The Tail & Pinata (2 Prints)

Screen Print

$30 for both prints

Limited Edition of 60 each
4 color screen print
12 " by 18"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed

Enjoy your stay in sunny Guantanamo Bay. Might as well take advantage of those hoods, eh?
***as seen in Juxtapoz!




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The Dark Side

Dark Side, Star Warsm Full Metal Jacket, Darth Vader


Screen Print
Limited Edition of 100 2 color screen print (gloss on matte) 18" by 24" 100 lb cover weight Hand numbered and signed	SOLD OUT

Star Wars and Full Metal Jacket is like chocolate and peanut butter... Darth Vader and Private Joker's helmet epitomize the duality of man, or "the Jungian thing, Sir." Plus, this is one badass looking poster printed with clear gloss on matte black.




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The Never Neverending Story

Screen Print

$30

Limited Edition of 100
3 color screen print
18" by 24"
100 lb cover weight (black paper)
Hand numbered and signed

Michael Jackson playing make believe in his Neverland Ranch riding Falkor from the NeverEnding Story with Tinker Bell from Neverland flying by his side... This is The Never NeverEnding Story.




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Mockingbirds (3 Prints)

Screen Print

$30 for three prints

Limited Edition of 50 each
2 color screen print
12 " by 18"
100 lb cover weight
Hand numbered and signed
with custom YO MOMMA SNAP!

*Contact me after ordering and let me know how you want each print to read.

3 little mockingbirds sitting in a tree... talking shit. (get it? MOCK-ing-birds???) Each print comes with an empty text bubble. Let me fill in the blanks, or leave them blank and write in your own Yo Momma snap. Impress your friends! Piss off your friends' moms!!!




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Sample of a completed print set.




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VOMIT

T-Shirt

$20

100% Cotton
Standard fit (view size chart)
KENYONB label sewn in the neck.

Continuing the series of VOMIT prints. Now you can walk around with VOMIT on your shirt.




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Private Joker

T-Shirt

$20

100% Cotton
Standard fit (view size chart)
KENYONB label sewn in the neck
Available in two colors

Private Joker in the movie Full Metal Jacket was in the habit of quoting John Wayne. This is one of my favorite lines from the movie. The iconic peace button and bullets from the movie poster also make an appearance.




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Honorable Judge Dre

T-Shirt

$20

100% Cotton
Standard fit (view size chart)
KENYONB label sewn in the neck
Available in two colors

...presiding in the case of NWA versus the police department. Prosecuting attorneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube and Eazy-Muthafuckin-E. Order order order!




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Erbody Wants Some!

T-Shirt

$20

100% Cotton
Standard fit (view size chart)
KENYONB label sewn in the neck
Available in two colors

I want some too! Remember the scene in the movie Better Off Dead starring John Cusack when he works in the fast food joint cooking burgers and day dreams the burger is singing Van Halen's song? This is the hip hop version.




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VOMIT STICKER PACK

Stickers

$6 (inlcudes shipping)

4 vinyl VOMIT Stickers
different sizes.

Aside from the many social, political, environmental, health, etc... reasons not to eat McDeez, it just doesn’t taste good.

Curious Droid STICKER PACK


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4 vinyl VOMIT Stickers different sizes.

C-3PO is gay... but robots can't be gay... but C-3PO is gay...

MUG LIFE

Mug

$15

11 oz ceramic mug
1 color print on outside & inside
approx 4" tall by 3" in diameter

This one is for all the gangstas doing the 9 to 5 bid in their cubicles, kinda like that dude Michael Bolton in the movie Office Space. And even non-corporate hip-hoppers can appreciate this mug. Put a little gin in with your java and it "aint nuthin but a gangsta party!"




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Order & Product Info

Order Processing
Payments are processed by PayPal.
You don't need a PayPal account, just a credit card will do.
Orders are normally packed and shipped the next biz day.
Sometimes I throw in bonus stickers and pubic hairs.
Please contact me with any questions before ordering.

Prints
All prints are limited editions.
Prints are rolled with a sheet of newsprint covering the printed side, wrapped in oversized kraft paper, packed in a heavy duty tube, end caps taped, and shipped via USPS Priority Mail.

T-Shirts
T-shirts are 100% cotton with a standard fit. Good for males, females, trannies and shemales.
T-shirts are individually polybagged and shipped in a box to stay crisp and clean.

Stickers
Each sticker pack gets you a handfull of stickers ( a few of each design) so you can get down like Bell Biv Devoe in your hood- stick it up, slap it, rub it on, oh no!!!

Mugs
Mugs are good for sippin' coffee, holding pens, paint brushes, turpentine, etc...
Each mug comes in its own plain white gift box, padded and shipped in a bigger box to withstand the abuse from US Postal Service.

TEE SHIRT SIZE CHART

Men's T-Shirt

6 oz. 100% Cotton Tubular Jersey.
Double-needle bottom hem and sleeves.
Shoulder-to-shoulder tape.
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage.
KENYONB label in neck.

Standard fit. Good for males, females, trannies and shemales.
If your measurements fall between size, please choose the larger size.

	Small	Medium	Large	X-Large	XX-Large
Length (inches)	27	29	29.5	31	33
Width (inches)	18	20	22	24	26

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